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q: Dear Gossip Girl;
I’m at my family’s boring vacation house in Newport; which is even more boring than usual because the power went out。 I was stargazing with my telescope and my view landed on this couple getting totally hot and heavy in the attic across the bay。 The shadows are ridiculous。 Do you know who they are?
—voyeur
a: Dear V;
If it’s the couple I’m thinking of; they already have a history of overexposure on the Internet。 I’ll spare them any more。 And; by the way; it’s more than creepy that you’re watching。
—GG
houseguest hints
As you’ve learned by now; home for the holidays may be a catchy phrase; but it’s hardly where you want to spend your entire break。 You should always have an emergency crash pad lined up; devoid of annoying relatives or whiny younger siblings。 What to do when the Tribeca Star; W Union Square; and the Hudson are all full? Here’s the need…to…know for holiday house…crashing。
Give freely。 They thought they were done opening their presents; so please your hosts…to…be by bringing a bottle of wine and a tray of Citarella holiday cookies。 You’re practically guaranteed the guest bedroom。
Show up during the witching hour。 You know that time around four o’clock when it’s already dark; even though it feels like you’ve only been up for a few hours? It’s too late to do anything productive; but too early to go out。 Show up when boredom’s at its peak; and your hosts will be thrilled to see you。
Play the poor…me card。 I don’t usually advocate whining; but desperate times call for desperate measures。 If you truly have nowhere to go; let your hosts know exactly why。 Honesty can go a long way in finding you a place to stay。
Finally; once you’re settled; remember the three rules of being a great guest: Don’t hook up on the host’s bed unless it’s with the host; don’t puke in their planters; and; whatever you do; don’t overstay your wele。
You know you love me;
gossip girl
the ghosts of christmas past
Blair woke up with a start and impatiently pushed Chuck’s arm off her。 She used to think it was cute that he threw his arms over her in his sleep; as if trapping her in a hug; but right now it felt suffocating。 The bedside lamp was on; meaning the electricity must have e back in the middle of the night。 Outside; the snow had tapered into flurries。 That meant there was nothing keeping Serena and Nate here anymore。
She rose from the grand four…poster bed and threw on an old pair of Habitual jeans and a Cacharel black cardigan; not bothering to shower。 She pulled her hair back in a ponytail and stomped toward the door。 She needed coffee and carbs; and to make sure nothing looked amiss in Nate’s attic bedroom。
“Morning; gorgeous。” Chuck sat up; looking sleepy and satisfied。 “Happy New Year’s Eve Day!” He climbed out of bed; wearing Calvin Klein boxers that hung low on his hips。 “I have a present for you;” he murmured; rifling through his Tumi leather suitcase。
“But why? Christmas is over;” Blair pointed out。 Chuck had already given her a pair of sapphire earrings; and they’d made plans to go skiing in Switzerland in January。
“I know; but I wanted to give you something else。 More like an anniversary present。 I remember how sad you were around this time last year。 This year; I want you to be happy。” Chuck smiled; and Blair couldn’t help but soften。 “Here you go。” He handed her an orange box with an Hermès ribbon around it。
Blair pulled the ribbon open。 Inside were two enamel bangle bracelets; each one printed with hieroglyphic designs。
“It’s to remind you of our first real date;” Chuck said softly。 He’d taken her to London; to the British Museum; where they’d wandered through the Egyptian Wing; then headed out to a cute little wine bar; where they’d talked for hours。 After missing the last bus back to Oxford; they’d checked into a Bloomsbury boutique hotel。 Chuck had given her the bed; insisting it was better if he slept on the floor。
“Thanks。” Blair shoved the bracelets onto her wrist and gave Chuck a peck on the cheek。 But how could she be happy this New Year’s when everyone she’d been trying to get away from had decided to follow her here? She glanced out the window; where snowflakes were picking up in speed and intensity。 Fan…fucking…tastic。
“What’s wrong?” Chuck gently rested his hand on her arm。
“Nothing!” Blair snapped。 “I need some coffee。”
And a personality makeover?
Serena bed her long blond hair back and pulled on a black Marc Jacobs sweater that had been Blair’s in high school。 She gently closed the door to the guest room; where Dan was still sleeping; and headed toward the stairs。 She’d tossed and turned all night; sure she could hear giggles ing from Nate’s bedroom。
“Giles and I slept right through the storm! We didn’t realize the power had gone out until we woke up to find all the lights in the house on。 I hope you slept okay。 You look a little tired; Bear。” Serena stiffened when she heard Harold Waldorf’s pleasant; lawyerly voice drift up the stairs。
“I didn’t sleep very well;” Blair grumbled。
“I can always change room arrangements when your friends leave; so you can get your beauty sleep;” Harold offered。
“They’re not my friends;” Blair muttered。 “I don’t know why they’re here。 I thought it would be a relaxing holiday with just the family; and I have to read Ulysses; and I can’t do anything when I’m so stressed out。 Look; Daddy; do you think I’m breaking out?”
“Morning!” Serena said loudly as she clattered down the stairs。
“Serena;” Harold boomed jovially。 “Coffee?”
“Yes please。” A bowl of fresh pumpkin spelt scones; courtesy of Giles; sat on the counter。 Serena took one; plunging her thumb into the flaky pastry。
“Hi;” Blair said icily。
“Hi;” Serena responded; taking a buttery bite。 “I like your bracelets。”
“Thanks。 My boyfriend gave them to me;” Blair said pointedly。 “Speaking of; where’s yours?” And when are you all leaving? she wanted to add。
“He’s still sleeping。” An awkward silence fell over the kitchen as Serena tried to search for clues about whether or not Blair and Nate had been together last night。 It was hard to tell。 Blair seemed edgy and bad…tempered; but that didn’t mean anything。 She was often edgy and bad…tempered。
“How are your parents?” Harold asked politely; breaking the silence as he settled on a chair opposite Serena。
“They’re great。 Right now; they’re in St。 Barts for New Year’s。 My brother; Erik; is getting married next year; so they’ve been really busy with plans。” Serena nodded happily。 Erik had met his fiancée when he went to Australia for his junior year abroad; and they’d been inseparable since。 The only downside to the wedding was the floor…length lilac taffeta dress she’d be obligated to wear as a bridesmaid。
Blair resisted the urge to roll her eyes。 Who cared? And why was Serena up so early? Had she sneaked back into Nate’s room?
“What time are you leaving?” Blair asked rudely。
Serena felt like she’d been slapped。 Apparently; their truce had ended。
And the cold war is back on。
“Blair!” Harold chided。 “The snow is still ing down。 It’s New Year’s Eve Day。 You kids are free to stay as long as you like;” he said; glancing out the window。
Serena followed his gaze。 The flurries from earlier this morning were now large; swirling flakes。 She and Dan were supposed to be back in New York this evening for Rufus’s infamous New Year’s Eve flambé party; but now it looked like they would be forced to stay another night。 She was as trapped as the animals at the Central Park Zoo。
And about to fall prey to a lioness。
heartbreak hotel
Vanessa woke up with a start on New Year’s Eve Day。 She turned over and stretched; realizing that she was alone in bed。 Since he’d gotten back; her and Hollis’s sleep schedules had been so off; it felt as though they were roommates rather than a couple sharing a bed。
She got out of bed and sleepily padded down the winding staircase into the living room。 She sniffed the air; surprised not to smell any muffins baking or eggs frying。 Hollis loved cooking breakfast; and Vanessa had gotten used to waking up to a feast。 She smiled happily at Hollis; sitting shirtless at the counter in a pair of flannel pajama pants and the same type of thick; woolly socks he’d given to Vanessa。
“Happy New Year! Glidilegt Nytt Ar。 Isn’t that how you say it in Icelandic?” She’d looked up the pronunciation on the Internet; sure that the phone was the only way they’d municate on the holiday。 She skipped down the stairs and plunked down on the chair opposite him。 But Hollis was busy squinting down at his iPhone。
Finally; he looked up; his gaze icy。 “How’s Dan?”
A shiver of fear ran up her spine。 Hollis was reading the texts on her phone。 “Dan and I were texting last night。 While you were out;” she said coldly。 She wasn’t going to be made to feel guilty when she hadn’t done anything。
“Just texting? ‘Depends who I’m meeting on the roof?’” he said in a mocking tone。 “No wonder you didn’t e out with my friends。 You wanted to go meet up with Dan。”
“What? No!” Vanessa screeched; her voice echoing in her ears。 This was ridiculous。 Nothing could be further from the truth。 Last night she’d eaten half a tub of Ciao Bella on the couch with her feet under Norma。 Which was pretty much how she spent all her time these days。 For the last year; she’d been stupidly devoted to Hollis。 She’d put her whole life on hold for him。
“What else am I supposed to think?” Hollis asked in exasperation。 Norma emitted a low…pitched whine from the floor; as if to say she didn’t want any part of this。 “You didn’t want to go out last night; you didn’t even try to be friendly with the Streetscape people—it’s like you don’t even care…。” Hollis shook his head ruefully。 “Long distance sucks; I know that。 But it wasn’t like I was in Iceland for fun。 I was working。 You of all people should appreciate that。”
Vanessa blinked back angry tears。 Outside; the city was blanketed in snow; quiet and cold。 “You’ve been with the film people all the time; then you just e home and expect me to be your personal
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